Stuart gets a new bike.

Stuart decides that he doesn't have enough bikes* and needs another one.

However he has no money, being €1250 out of pocket blah, blah, blah...

Cognitive dissonance ensues.

Then he meets his old friend Neil in Inverness.

Neil has a spare bike.

Stuart now has Neil's spare bike.




*The ideal number of bikes, i, can be determined by the simple relation:

i=c+1

Where c = number of bikes currently owned, rather than the more-traditional "speed of light in a vacuum" usage. No-one can have (3x10^8) + 1 bikes. Do the math.